i'm sorry, there's nothing here!

whoops, it looks like you're starting to wander too far out of bounds! this is probably my fault... i have a bad habit of chewing on the site's pages, i might've eaten up the pathway to wherever you were trying to go!

it's okay though... look! there's a dirt tunnel right here that'll take you straight back to the homepage! how handy, right? or i mean, i guess you could... leave but, why would you do that?